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"an illusion of choice", "destroy.  offend.  terrorize", "eyes sees the truth they perceive as lies", "i need a surgeon devils inside wont cut me any slack",  "addicted horrified abducted outwardly betray removing all below collective consciousness degrades", 
"resentment unrelenting change to self destructive means", "freedom to the limits the limits set you free", "reinvent uniqueness", "downs turns the screw", "core rotten bone distort the monomaniac", "on all fours drawn and racked", "comfort is treachery", " no one should ever have to ", "how do you sleep when its still alive?", "never to deep take a look inside", "whisper winds blow the seed of hate", "seasons of dissolute pain", 
"im laying violent hands upon a dead card calling cattle the playthings are so abused", 
"im sticking pins and needles in this stinging rotten flesh like substitute pieces of half cooked meat that are walking on this earth", 
"silent noise silent voice screaming", "years and years of cushions", "pass it off as good intentions leaving marks hard to heal", "leaving tracks half revealed", 
"pushes distress closer to the edge - one time cracks lights the walls", "silent truth asserts its proof like you abhor", "deaths the only thrill", 
"bloodflow drip from the eyes ", "remorse a heartless soul senseless no apparent self control", "anguish is your feast", "understand what I am is what I am", 
"hasten grasp calculate foreign object fornicate", "smash glass houses", "withered rope you hang whats empty cant remain to put it simply", "i just dont want to know anymore", 
"now im lying on my good side", "future shock incision", "crystal methane in my brain...magnitude its all the same", "shorted shorted out bust", 
"question what the fuck is real", "carry your vast disease", "fix fix fix", "Hey, over there With your normal hair With your normal place Youre fucked", "bastard using you", 
"subsistance inexistant non committed unwitted oblivious habitual resistor", "now is the only thing thats real.", "self abusive recluse too late for me", "disinterest disinfect", 
"a view so cruel", "resent that discontent", " never ending obsessions on the table lines needed ", "dont touch me", "pushes closer to the edge wired not connected", "driller killer ripping hole",
"mangled meat retaliate no blaming", "could you have stopped it from happening?", "paper shredder patent tender puts us back in time again", "dreams hidden hiarchy no one in power taking blame", 
"this kind of pornography is a matter of artistic creativity", "get up and burn an X in your head", "please use tongs", 
"sonata no. 2 in b-flat minor, op. 35 funeral march III. marche funebre", "cow under glass", "sliding down the razorblade of life", "wake up and stop shaking cause you're just wasting time", "lather me up", "alt/opt", "windows nt has crashed | i am the blue screen of death | no one hears your screams", "fuzzy bunny", "f00k.", "i was so naive", "dont believe what you see",
"twisted flesh", "disturbed mind", 
"the revolution will be synthesized", "rivers damp", "I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. - Brendan Behan", 
"Looking at the stars always makes me dream, as simply as I dream over the black dots representing towns and villages on a map. Why? I ask myself, shouldn't the shining dots of the sky be as accessible as the black dots on the map of France? Just as we take a train to get to Tarascon or Rouen, we take death to reach a star. We cannot get to a star while we are alive any more than we can take the train when we are dead. So to me it seems possible that cholera, tuberculosis and cancer are the celestial means of locomotion. Just as steamboats, buses and railways are the terrestrial means. To die quietly of old age, would be to go there on foot. - van gough", 
 "broken skin", "limitless", "ask and ask");


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