"i believe waterboarding is torture." - obama 5:20pm pst 2009_04_29
- 2009.05.02 22:17:44 EST
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it's stupid for you to want her to be anything other than what she is.
rainy cold day here and to celebrate, i went out and got various supplies for tripping and bouldering and imbibing.
the skin is peeling away from my fingernails down over my fingertips. i pity the lost soul 'neath my touch.
waking up with headaches from bad dreams. in a strange way, i miss the night terrors and the paralysis and the fear. they were always so deeply invigorating.
a dose of firewater to clear my meaty mess."'and thank science i'm not gay. you probably would have murdered me in my sleep, you bigots.'
the people here say, "that's BULLSHIT." in a way that's singular and unique to this place.
maybe the joint hadn't been such a good idea anyhow."
it's how i say it too.
it is, i think, the only real way to say it and have it convey the full meaning of the phrase.
it requires you to slightly nod your head when you say it.
also, a somewhat furrowed brow and widened crazy angry eyes are necessary at the beginning of "bull", with perhaps one eye more wide open than the other.
i prefer an additional raised right eyebrow, myself.
these things age to perfection here, in our subtle green valleys and under the ridiculous (also singular) blue, cloud-dotted skies.
tomorrow, i rise before the sun and oil my limbs to battle again with the ever great osteichthyes (because fUck chondrichthyes).
good thing i'm traveling with a mess of proto-soldiers, colonels, professors and veterans.
and i'll have my glove to remove hooks.
happyfork 2009.05