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<title>all i want is hos, big booty hos. (fuckin bitches 'til their assholes bleed)</title>
<description>i hate being on top, but it seems like that's the only way for you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=12&amp;day=16</link>
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<title>i am not delightfully saucy</title>
<description>that prickly feeling</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=12&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>quite contrary</title>
<description>so i suck his buddha stick</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=11&amp;day=29</link>
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<title>i'll never make it out of the ghetto.</title>
<description>cry for no one.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=11&amp;day=25</link>
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<title>come sail away with me</title>
<description>you guys</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=11&amp;day=19</link>
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<title>it's good to be touring again</title>
<description>that's the easy part</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=11&amp;day=16</link>
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<title>this is who i want to be when i grow up</title>
<description>bop bop</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=30</link>
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<title>don't stop</title>
<description>believin'</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=27</link>
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<title>roasted garlic butternut squash</title>
<description>eat them up, yum.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=25</link>
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<title>it's not supposed to do this. and i never got the hallucinations i was promised.</title>
<description>motherfucker</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=18</link>
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<title>i love key lime juice</title>
<description>but not as much as brine</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=15</link>
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<title>"but you will fail the test of life...only alcohol can make life bearable. you must drink. always drink." </title>
<description>sea yoo soon.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=07</link>
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<title>rip adam</title>
<description>2000-2009</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=06</link>
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<title>nu uh. trust me, i don't even want to share.</title>
<description>intent to distribute?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=10&amp;day=04</link>
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<title>i need you to stop so i can leave.</title>
<description>please.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=28</link>
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<title>there's no emotional honesty here</title>
<description>i'm going to miss you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=27</link>
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<title>well there you fucking have it</title>
<description>and i control you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=12</link>
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<title>and i don't even know why</title>
<description>i was up above it</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=10</link>
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<title>onward whaling</title>
<description>koyanisquatsi</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=08</link>
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<title>8000 speed</title>
<description>paused moments in blurred time</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=03</link>
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<title>we will</title>
<description>progress process</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=09&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>flopping around like a fish out of water</title>
<description>and i don't mean a snakehead</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=25</link>
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<title>we'll meet again</title>
<description>some day</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=23</link>
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<title>with feeling, a little bit sexy</title>
<description>you have a problem</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=21</link>
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<title>when you see that icbm and the party will be 'come as you are.'</title>
<description>nearly 3 billion hunks of well done steak</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=13</link>
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<title>more and more like my dad's neck, every day</title>
<description>under god's oppressive testicles</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=10</link>
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<title>and this is another way to die.</title>
<description>with two whole chapters missing! and in a different order! bastards!</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=08</link>
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<title>quite unusual</title>
<description>the way the morning</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=03</link>
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<title>"yeah - i'm good, how are you?"</title>
<description>"hate."</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>a nice little hole in the ground</title>
<description>for a while</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=08&amp;day=01</link>
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<title>and still, i'm excited.</title>
<description>and yet, i know i should be scared</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=26</link>
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<title>skin popper</title>
<description>no control</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=23</link>
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<title>some things are just that important.</title>
<description>at least they finally turned off the harpsicord</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=14</link>
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<title>do you really think so?</title>
<description>maybe i'll ask you tomorrow</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=12</link>
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<title></title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=10</link>
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<title>i has a new project</title>
<description>and peel back your face</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=10</link>
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<title>"i put the knife into the top of his skull, so he would stop fighting."</title>
<description>optimal conditions for snakeheads to mate and multiply.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=09</link>
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<title>too much lack of celery and presence of celery seed and need for refrigeration when i'm done in the big long now.</title>
<description>i can't see you every night free.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=08</link>
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<title>"you're just like Mussolini. you just take and take."</title>
<description>all they want are lies. pretty little lies.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=07&amp;day=07</link>
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<title>so much love for such a tiny little hole</title>
<description>reticent</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=26</link>
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<title>this has nothing to do with you. i love you.</title>
<description>three times</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=23</link>
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<title></title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=22</link>
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<title>cottoncandy-like evil</title>
<description>the predictable future</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=22</link>
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<title>mania razing fields of sanity</title>
<description>notes of cardboard not so crazy after all</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=20</link>
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<title>do you swallow it in spite?</title>
<description>4000mg++</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=14</link>
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<title>take me out for a while</title>
<description>in one fell swoop - knock me out cold</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=13</link>
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<title>in the pink</title>
<description>it's worth what it's worth what it's worth</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=12</link>
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<title>notes from the undercovers</title>
<description>it's easy</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=06&amp;day=06</link>
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<title>everlasting, cocksucker.</title>
<description>silence</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=30</link>
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<title>meaty</title>
<description>like a balloon full of</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=12</link>
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<title>still. bleeding.</title>
<description>rock paper scissors lizard spock</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=07</link>
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<title>what about the children?</title>
<description>your palace awaits you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=06</link>
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<title>help</title>
<description>oh god</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=05</link>
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<title>because then you get what you want</title>
<description>BE the denier</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=03</link>
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<title>"i believe waterboarding is torture." - obama 5:20pm pst 2009_04_29</title>
<description>the dancer that he claimed not to know</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=05&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>in bloom</title>
<description>it's all coming out</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=29</link>
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<title>it was a cherry tree.</title>
<description>i will not be thinking about you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=28</link>
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<title>he said i was like a landmine.</title>
<description>my love for him, forever, because he told me the truth. i can't ever get over the ones who tell me the truth, no matter how ugly.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=26</link>
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<title>"you have your own life to lead. you are sorry, but you simply cannot see giving up so much of your life to the sustaining of his."</title>
<description>substance free - no motherfucking way to be</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=25</link>
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<title>but not the chest</title>
<description>it's all in the wrist</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=24</link>
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<title>the food trapped and slowly putrefying in my stomach is making me want to crawl out of my skin.</title>
<description>this is all my fault</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=08</link>
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<title>with all these people around me, i am lonely. with all this food, still hungry.</title>
<description>beware a 23 year old's sperm. it's more potent than you think. again.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=07</link>
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<title>like i don't have peripheral vision</title>
<description>they'll do anything</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>while it was squashed flat by pitiless geology</title>
<description>all the pieces are there</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=04&amp;day=01</link>
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<title>i know it's wrong</title>
<description>love myself better than you.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=31</link>
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<title>there's a price you've got to pay</title>
<description>there is something i've got to say</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=28</link>
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<title>there's an itch waiting to be scratched raw</title>
<description>boom</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=25</link>
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<title>stay of execution</title>
<description>it's been too long</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=20</link>
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<title>it's a beautiful day</title>
<description>would you be mine</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=11</link>
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<title>goddammit</title>
<description>dancing in quicks and</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=09</link>
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<title>sociopaths make the best meat</title>
<description>that's right - suck on it. all throbbing and wet</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=03&amp;day=07</link>
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<title>with padding and a lone.</title>
<description>curled p in a attub</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=26</link>
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<title>helL</title>
<description>.A.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=20</link>
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<title>single line batch rename in terminal/shell</title>
<description>how, too</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=19</link>
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<title>filling them up right in front of you</title>
<description>d-pants</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=13</link>
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<title>the lips are confounding</title>
<description>it's TREES! TREES!!!</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=11</link>
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<title>my little piggy needed something newd.</title>
<description>piggy pig pig pig.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=09</link>
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<title>seeking magwitch</title>
<description>to freedom</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=08</link>
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<title>go give money to kusc.org</title>
<description>and on and on.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=06</link>
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<title>can experience limitless amounts of</title>
<description>unending pain for absolutely no reason</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=05</link>
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<title>like when you're at the zoo and you don't know what side of the fence you're on</title>
<description>the end is the sad part</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=04</link>
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<title>my brother has a knack for saving me.</title>
<description>i miss you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=03</link>
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<title>i want to say i wish i hadn't</title>
<description>abhor</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=02&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>he knew you sew well</title>
<description>al fish</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=29</link>
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<title>in the midst</title>
<description>and even cabinet members</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=28</link>
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<title>the redbull - it stares back</title>
<description>into my beady soulless black eyes</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=27</link>
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<title>no cotton (the death cloth), as it retains moisture and will leave you cold and clammy</title>
<description>DEATH CLOTH OF DOOM</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=26</link>
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<title>back unto the depths of pron go i once again</title>
<description>it's been a while. i'm a particular fan of the tiny girl with a huge cock up her ass right now.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=24</link>
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<title>i could have slept here during the day, but never at night.</title>
<description>oh marie</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=23</link>
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<title>you don't understand - that's not what i want.</title>
<description>nice try, but</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=22</link>
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<title>no time</title>
<description>no time</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=21</link>
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<title>president barack obama: ftw.</title>
<description>happy days are here again</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=20</link>
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<title>a quiet place.</title>
<description>the end of some things.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=19</link>
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<title>drown it. drown it all.</title>
<description>and if that doesn't work, shoot its face off.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=15</link>
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<title>cuts across the upper torso</title>
<description>appears to have been sawed off</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=12</link>
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<title>the picture of per</title>
<description>faction</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=08</link>
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<item>
<title>i am hole again.</title>
<description>back home they fail to understand</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=06</link>
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<title>i am hole again.</title>
<description>back home they fail to understand</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=06</link>
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<item>
<title>i am hole again.</title>
<description>back home they fail to understand</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=06</link>
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<title>as much as you want us to understand, we want you to understand that we want to understand</title>
<description>we listen because</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2009&amp;month=01&amp;day=04</link>
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<title>reboot.</title>
<description>gonna try again.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=31</link>
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<title>who am i? who am i?</title>
<description>to order</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=24</link>
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<item>
<title>these are a few of my favorite things</title>
<description>i has</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=22</link>
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<title>how to properly chmod a directory to prevent directory listing that leaves its contents available</title>
<description>it's bigger than i expected</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=18</link>
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<title>We rarely eat any form of noodle.</title>
<description>I'll have an extremely large glass of ice-water.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=17</link>
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<title>free at last, free at last</title>
<description>it boggles the mind</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=16</link>
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<title>digging in the dirt</title>
<description>can you see the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=12</link>
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<item>
<title>give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld</title>
<description>so i can sigh eternally</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=10</link>
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<title>best god damned birthday perhaps ever.</title>
<description>here is a little nix.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=09</link>
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<title>even i don't believe it</title>
<description>general colon</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=05</link>
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<title>ill equipt</title>
<description>and how</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=03</link>
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<title>yeah, why?</title>
<description>go on. go on and on.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=12&amp;day=02</link>
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<title>all cars are real</title>
<description>pin me down with your strong hands</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=26</link>
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<title>like a bun that's soaking wet</title>
<description>there's a pinchy twinge inside me every time i see you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=25</link>
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<title>i'm not even sure what it means</title>
<description>i can't even help it anymore</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=24</link>
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<title>bourbon whiskey</title>
<description>with rye</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=23</link>
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<title>see you on the other side</title>
<description>before long</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=21</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"that was the concept, now here are the songs"</title>
<description>your clock won't flush</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=20</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>hello jobless monday.</title>
<description>playing and playing</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=17</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>on raptors</title>
<description>with distinction</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=14</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i demand to have some booze</title>
<description>run run run run run run run</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=13</link>
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<item>
<title>people really want to believe</title>
<description>i haven't listened to music in years.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=10</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>shoulders back, head up.</title>
<description>chest forward</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=07</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>obama FTW!</title>
<description>this is our time.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=05</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>listen here</title>
<description>or i will have to hurt you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=04</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>uncompassionateness</title>
<description>a dead absence</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=11&amp;day=03</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>at one.</title>
<description>with all</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=27</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>home again home again</title>
<description>to market to market to buy a fat pig,</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=24</link>
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<item>
<title>some times, i want to tell you to go to hell.</title>
<description>other times, it's just humming in the background in my head.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=23</link>
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<item>
<title>where their eyes are as big as the deficit.</title>
<description>fond of pain</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=22</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"I have survived," it read. "I can do anything."</title>
<description>a priority for him</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=21</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>bad vibes can catch you a worm</title>
<description>Some call it "worm grunting", "worm snoring" or "worm charming"</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=20</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>so sick</title>
<description>for you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=19</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"Yes, it's a novelty that a horse can paint." she said. "But it's not about novelty anymore. It's about his validation as an artist."</title>
<description>big, tall, wooden, say's police.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=17</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"Thus, there may be little to  learn from the depressed voles."</title>
<description>you're probably wondering why we're standing here with no pants on.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=15</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>never leave home without my rubber gloves</title>
<description>child's play</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=14</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>literally in bed</title>
<description>98% complete</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=13</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>my fellow prisoners</title>
<description>we can still win vietnam</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=10</link>
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<item>
<title>and so it goes</title>
<description>you were supposed to break the cycle</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=09</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>over and out</title>
<description>it is</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=08</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>fall upon us</title>
<description>bags of leaes</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=05</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>if history teaches us anything</title>
<description>twat the fuck?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=02</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>nothing's free.</title>
<description>so terrible.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=10&amp;day=01</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>oppressive</title>
<description>it's all bankrupt now.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=30</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>de regu LA tion</title>
<description>i hate your face</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=26</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>all a twitter</title>
<description>my boot is on your neck to keep the peace, sir.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=25</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>what can make the world a better place for you and i?</title>
<description>it seems like it is all a lie</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=24</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>noise from the chicken's tit.</title>
<description>you can be my gun.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=23</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>read all about it</title>
<description>i take it all back</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=22</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i can sleep anywhere</title>
<description>testing</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=20</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>no peopling aloud.</title>
<description>a whole new life. well, not really</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=19</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i walk on grass. fuck you.</title>
<description>"money trumps peace...sometimes."</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=18</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>hey, did you know that america is in a war against extremists?</title>
<description>bet you had no idea. nuke nuke nuke.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=17</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>it always tastes funny when it goes down backwards and in the beginning of the day.</title>
<description>snot</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=15</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>or you're nobody</title>
<description>you're either somebody</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=14</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>have you ever forged a weapon?</title>
<description>in my pants?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=13</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>so hot</title>
<description>probably because of my 3rd cup of hot chocolate</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=12</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>but where are you now?</title>
<description>it all went away</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=11</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>damnit, FOcus.</title>
<description>have you been studied?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=10</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>to the end of the earth</title>
<description>and beyond...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=09</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>don't want to go don't want to go don't want to go.</title>
<description>don't want to go don't want to go don't want to go.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=08</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>a well formed, athletic boy</title>
<description>to get what he wants</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=07</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"Your tits are enormous!"</title>
<description>sorry dood, had to.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=05</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>it's fucking oklahoma and that's fucking ridiculous</title>
<description>i thought only corn and cows lived there</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=04</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i'm going to quit - probably very soon. it's too little.</title>
<description>so mean to myself </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=03</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>first time, just like the last time: forced in dull pain</title>
<description>drank and took pills til i puked, passed out, woke up after 5 hours and ran. perfectly fine. who knew</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=02</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>it was short</title>
<description>we've got something to celebrate</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=09&amp;day=01</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>first, middle, last.</title>
<description>it's a jungle out there</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=31</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>surrounding you with suicidal women</title>
<description>maybe suicidal girls. i don't know.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=30</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>fuckin christ</title>
<description>for the children</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=25</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>smash it apart, just for the fuck of it.</title>
<description>gotta get back to the bottom</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=13</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i remember my first war. i remember getting a map and asking dad about it. he was sure it wouldn't last.</title>
<description>he was right. at the time.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=12</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>last day</title>
<description>before unemployment</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=08</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>bubbles. so many bubbles.</title>
<description>in my head.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=04</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>is this a terrible thing?</title>
<description>i don't think it is, i just hope he can agree.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=03</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"a high-tech engine of ruthless neocon capitalism wedded to a half-literate aristocrat dunce hiding his alcoholism in born-again Christian platitudes."</title>
<description>alt for the image</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=08&amp;day=01</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."</title>
<description>"The morning after he killed Eugene Shapiro, Andre Deschenes woke early."</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=25</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>cleaning out </title>
<description>just about everything i can get my hands on</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=24</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i have to be careful or i'm going to destroy myself.</title>
<description>and you as well</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=23</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>time travel</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=21</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>curse him</title>
<description>more and more, stephin merritt occurs on my player</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=20</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>the next quarter century will be better?</title>
<description>you realize you'll be 50 by the end of that, right? o_0</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=18</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>my bloody monster</title>
<description>dr. frankenstein would be somewhat disappointed: "is that the best you could do? really? ah."</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=15</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>"i want it in my mouth."</title>
<description>alllll puffy</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=13</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>it's common</title>
<description>my head should not be able to lay against my back but it does.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=12</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>and fixing, wonder why</title>
<description>or it could just be the redbull</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=11</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>and then the shoe dropped</title>
<description>what is your life worth?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=09</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i feel so much better now</title>
<description>"Those who make peaceful evolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable." -- John F. Kennedy</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=08</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>that's what friends are for</title>
<description>you must have been out your mind - waiting for my blood to congeal.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=07</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>obsessions within obsessions within the mind - t-minus 4 hours</title>
<description>what's eddie izzard doing in ocean's thirteen?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=07&amp;day=03</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i don't know what to expect, but i do know to expect *something*</title>
<description>danger will robinson. danger.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>it was sweet and fleshy and i imagined gently biting the back of his neck</title>
<description>i wonder what he would have done</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>they're right about thinking about itching making you itchy, you know. see?</title>
<description>told you so.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i know the way</title>
<description>don't run away.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>voting for a republican is not the answer.</title>
<description>my head throbs.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>backended</title>
<description>i would do it over if i had the chance</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!</title>
<description>Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=16</link>
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<item>
<title>my baloney has a first name, it's nom nom nom nom nom...</title>
<description>my baloney has a second name, it's nom nom nom nom nom...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>Diogenes of Sinope</title>
<description>is a god's life</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>read it and weep, motherfuckers</title>
<description>you get what you deserve.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>deeper into the gentle heart than this</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the reaction is immediate and overwhelming and terribly effective. i blame you.</title>
<description>and i said,</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=06&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>tough cat eats pain for breakfast</title>
<description>so banal</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>soon - i'll be flying</title>
<description>soon - i'll be back again.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and now, time for sleepies.</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>it needs acid. it always needs acid.</title>
<description>reinvisioning</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>what, no lemon?</title>
<description>it would have gone so well with a tequilla shooter.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>equality? how revolutionary!</title>
<description>congratumclations! you're finally waking up.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>my tummy has been upsetted for days and days</title>
<description>and days</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>as with all other things.</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>just go away, hill.</title>
<description>go away before my irritation turns to hate. please.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>my itch has returned. </title>
<description>it's not a joke anymore</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=09</link>
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<item>
<title>mmm goat colon</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=08</link>
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<item>
<title>it is, however, obvious, who would catch</title>
<description>asshole</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=05&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>INdeed.</title>
<description>i can say i understand more now than before.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=04&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>they live on fear</title>
<description>i am so desperately uncomfortable and i just want it all to stop.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=04&amp;day=20</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i like shmushy-faced kittehs the best, too.</title>
<description>nothing to see here</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=04&amp;day=16</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>i've got to get back</title>
<description>nothing to see here</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=04&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>three is a magic number, yes it is.</title>
<description>in the ancient mystic trinity</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=04&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>your face: i mushroom-print it</title>
<description>doin it rong.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>like the living dead</title>
<description>i just wanted to tell you to fuck yourself</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i must make time to watch fear and loathing again. i think i fell asleep last time. </title>
<description>the way so many movies go with me.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>just doesn't belong</title>
<description>be long.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=20</link>
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<item>
<title>empty treasury</title>
<description>no cost of living</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>back from oblivion and all i got was this tiny bunny eraser.</title>
<description>it should be interesting to see what they do today</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>drifting away on a sense of oblivion</title>
<description>i just have to figure out a way to escape with no one noticing.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>dominate the conversation</title>
<description>i wonder if you're staying because you just don't want to go home</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=14</link>
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<item>
<title>gonna make my life complete</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=13</link>
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<item>
<title>so hungry right now, i might even consider a prion sammich.</title>
<description>no, not really.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>if i ain't dead already...</title>
<description>mad world</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=03&amp;day=03</link>
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<item>
<title>oi.</title>
<description>only at </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=02&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the omnipotence to change his future mind?</title>
<description>nate and tate</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=02&amp;day=15</link>
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<item>
<title>"its author can be excused of dishonesty only on the grounds that before deceiving others he has taken great pains to deceive himself."</title>
<description>john brockman</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=02&amp;day=14</link>
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<item>
<title>novocaine is your friend and my friend, but what i really want is quaalude soup.</title>
<description>tonight, yes, tonight.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=02&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i am become firmed tofu</title>
<description>"is it anything you didn't already know?"</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=02&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>on the uses of technu</title>
<description>because it wont stop</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=02&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>buckets of </title>
<description>love</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=01&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>so this is how it feels</title>
<description>and die beneath your wheels</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=01&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>uhm... hi.</title>
<description>it's nice to meet you.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2008&amp;month=01&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the end.</title>
<description>and the beginning</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=12&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i ain't gonna live in your world no more.</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=12&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>You value justice higher than mercy</title>
<description>three legged dog on the run.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=12&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>foolish brainmush.</title>
<description>it are hurty.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=12&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a learning experience</title>
<description>there is a better way forward for the iranians</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=12&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>satin slippers</title>
<description>and pudgy skin</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=12&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>special time, special place.</title>
<description>i believe in happy endings.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=11&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i blame it on the mercury poisoning</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=11&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fail fail fail</title>
<description>over and over</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=11&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>I can feel it running down my throat!</title>
<description>are made of these.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>blue stockings and opposite day at the wh1+3 house.</title>
<description>can you imagine?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached."</title>
<description>heeeeeeeeeeeeere fishy fishy fishy...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"hello clarice."</title>
<description>deeper, deeper</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i had carrots and boba for breakfast</title>
<description>another day closer to death.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the view from inside a rainbow</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=16</link>
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<item>
<title>been down so long comin' up's giving me the bends.</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>cheap but not free.</title>
<description>boy and girl caught in a brutal world. one more drink, together alone.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>at a sign of</title>
<description>soberness, kill the mind again</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=10&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the abyss staring back.</title>
<description>and now, then.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>jiggidy jig</title>
<description>to market</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>rest now, my dearest kittah</title>
<description>i love you, sweets.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>orphaned</title>
<description>and alone</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i am looking into the eternity beyond eternities - and it is beautiful.</title>
<description>ftw.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>many remembered, none left standing.</title>
<description>the less bad alternatives</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>how honest can i afford to be?</title>
<description>bach before brahms</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=09&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>in two it shun</title>
<description>wizardry</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=08&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a good time</title>
<description>and again</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=08&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>not mine - from the new york times</title>
<description>read it</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=08&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>day 1</title>
<description>the essential</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=08&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.</title>
<description>k&#333;an?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=07&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>thanks, t.</title>
<description>thanks for the memories...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=07&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i just ate half the sticker on my apple.</title>
<description>twas chewy.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=07&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>happy anniversary, my love. =*</title>
<description>not tired of travelling </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>undisclosed secure location, my ass.</title>
<description>peak oil</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>volution</title>
<description>e.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i don't want you to want me.</title>
<description>i don't need you to need me.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and so</title>
<description>and so</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"if only you will choose again, this once more, to be born" -Jane Hirshfield</title>
<description>get yourself a gun</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>bare butt suddenly exposed</title>
<description>a gust of spring wind...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>if we all light just one candle</title>
<description>long ago</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>party party party!</title>
<description>someone put buttermilk in my buttermilk.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>if you want to be happy, be.</title>
<description>love</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>mah face is tiiiiiired.</title>
<description>fuck</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>for miles and miles and miles and miles</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>lentil soup</title>
<description>with vegetables</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>just a little bite.</title>
<description>i'm not ready, i'm not ready</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=06&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>how i luvs mista keith.</title>
<description>let me count the ways.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>uh huh...</title>
<description>tired. i am tired.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"Resentment...</title>
<description>yeah...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>in her honor</title>
<description>rip.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=16</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>it r unbroke-d!</title>
<description>thanks jon!</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the air up there.</title>
<description>is clean and wonderful</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>mother, may i?</title>
<description>no, you may not.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>bush is an asshole.</title>
<description>asshole asshole asshole</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=05&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>harty</title>
<description>we could have died</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."</title>
<description>internal email</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fuck gonzales.</title>
<description>remember it</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>stop touching my desk</title>
<description>goddamnit.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>can you feel it?</title>
<description>do you believe it?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>locked up</title>
<description>throw away the key</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>on hands and knees we crawl</title>
<description>you cannot stop us all.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.</title>
<description>too many people have died</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>you used to stand for something</title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>much more will be here, in a moment.</title>
<description>perhaps i'll frame them.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=04&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>veto this, fucker</title>
<description>fuck bu$h.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>“It’s better to have your enemies inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in,” she said.</title>
<description>there's a lot of violent sex in it.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>we're not even going to address the fact.</title>
<description>his name keeps popping up</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>do me a favor. i want you to hit me in the face.</title>
<description>come on, hit me.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>outside</title>
<description>air</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>up and up</title>
<description>out and out</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>it looked like i was getting ready to fuck me</title>
<description>why, yes, i am</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>answers tomorrow</title>
<description>in january</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>unstoppable</title>
<description>i ran halfway to their house.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>find it - it's somewhere.</title>
<description>somewhere out there.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.</title>
<description>important that his girlfriend swallows his love gunk</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>from where did grimace come?</title>
<description>i'm thirsty</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>merry fitzmas!</title>
<description>as if she never existed</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=03&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>at least there's always matt taibbi</title>
<description>who are you to wave your finger?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=02&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and so it begins again</title>
<description>who hasn't fallen on a lap with an open mouth?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2007&amp;month=02&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>for once</title>
<description>it's time</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>quiet times</title>
<description>up all night, fucking in the bushes</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i began to lose control.</title>
<description>the world is not made of flowers</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i.can't.breathe.</title>
<description>i just want to melt together</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write .fuck. on their airplanes because it's obscene!"</title>
<description>extremists</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>on basho and issa</title>
<description>all those things they have to rent</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a warm gun</title>
<description>wrong show</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>But first you must learn how to smile as you kill</title>
<description>When you can't really function you're so full of fear</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>unstopable.</title>
<description>un condition al</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>let me take you down</title>
<description>nothing is real</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>love</title>
<description>love</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=08&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>o(^^o) (o^^o) (o^^)oo(^^o) (o^^o) (o^^)o</title>
<description>love</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla: floor.</title>
<description>the only way to stop it is to find out what happened</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and i miss you terribly</title>
<description>all my love</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>poisoned with depleted uranium</title>
<description>and they're all gonna die now</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>let's all drink to the death of a clown.</title>
<description>peace.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>comp lick ate </title>
<description>originated</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>head first</title>
<description>water up the nose</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>2001</title>
<description>2001</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>not me, not you</title>
<description>aye yai yai yai</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>excuse me while i whip this out.</title>
<description>when i roll, i roll it thick and i roll it fat</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>this is how things should be</title>
<description>como</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>outstanding</title>
<description>where are you now?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"He looks at me as though I have just told him I that dine regularly on th</title>
<description>and that's what i'm gonna do</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>^_____^</title>
<description>^_____^</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=05</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>my heart is full</title>
<description>sticking points</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=07&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>floating in a constant heaven</title>
<description>what a world</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>let's all drink to the death of a clown.</title>
<description>whiskey and sin</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>with the same dick in your head</title>
<description>you pull the trigger yet you are still standing</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>I think a tour group just saw me jerking off while on the phone in</title>
<description>decided by several urologists</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>what a fucking lovely day</title>
<description>is that love in my hair</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>elliott smith is beautiful</title>
<description>i didn't mean to hurt you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"you comin' to bed?"</title>
<description>wave goodbye to what you were.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=21</link>
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<item>
<title>it's as if i were speaking a different language</title>
<description>no surprise</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=20</link>
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<item>
<title>e. hutz has a HUGE spiritual cock, t. HYOOGE. avuncular yucca. nyah.</title>
<description>A MEADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#!#</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=19</link>
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<item>
<title>"some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."</title>
<description>lake elmo</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=16</link>
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<item>
<title>nutria</title>
<description>get thru the gates</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=15</link>
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<item>
<title>okay, let's do it.</title>
<description>time time time</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=14</link>
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<item>
<title>unacceptable.</title>
<description>illumination never comes from the ground.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>TIRED. T I R E D. oh man.</title>
<description>head swimmy</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>some of them want to use you</title>
<description>she likes to give head.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>standing, feeding pigeons, on the brighton beach boardwalk</title>
<description>oi yoi.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=07.gif</link>
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<item>
<title>never comes from</title>
<description>illuminating</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>ever since i was little</title>
<description>and i can die when i'm done.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>undestructable</title>
<description>and so no longer</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=06&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>killing ourselves</title>
<description>now</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i am an IDIOT</title>
<description>find the article in the l.a. times about the marines in haditha</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>born into this</title>
<description>in the basement</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>life over limb</title>
<description>that barefoot girl</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>what matters most is how you walk through the fire</title>
<description>those eyes</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fuck.</title>
<description>rip hnry.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>dancin in quicksand</title>
<description>if i</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"Do you want to go smoke an Elmware" "Whats an Elmware?"</title>
<description>selling them like bags of sugar</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i was the devil himself</title>
<description>now he's gone</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>get down</title>
<description>high as a kite</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and they can't afford body armor? really?</title>
<description>no shit</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>for the benefit of corporatism</title>
<description>seriously psycho</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>The fact that there is no need for people to die of starvation and that people a</title>
<description>http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/sciencefiction/story/0,6000,1362833,00.html</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i can hear in my right ear again!</title>
<description>about this very problem, way back then.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>kent state: may 4, 1970.</title>
<description>over and over</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>free at last free at last</title>
<description>w0o</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=05&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>no thanks, death.</title>
<description>though you are my kind of guy</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>down down down</title>
<description>everything tastes like shit</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>is it too much to ask to be left alone?</title>
<description>really?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>there may be an answet yet.</title>
<description>because i said so</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=25</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>don't hold me too tightly</title>
<description>don't whisper my name.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=24.gif</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>don't hold me too tightly</title>
<description>don't whisper my name.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=23</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>don't hold me too tightly</title>
<description>don't whisper my name.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=22</link>
</item>

<item>
<title>don't hold me too tightly</title>
<description>don't whisper my name.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>more later</title>
<description>expensive toys</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>about life and death.</title>
<description>one slice at a time.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and we live with the consequences</title>
<description>over 36,000 passages</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>love is wrapped around my heart like a boa constrictor</title>
<description>my mother should have murdered me - what jury would convict her?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"i'm in a glass cage of emotion!"</title>
<description>in you go</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>there's sugar in my soda.</title>
<description>i'm going home to cry while i masturbate to videos of matt taibbi.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the same way he wanted to do saddam</title>
<description>they don't need their critics to tell them</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>kind of a hoot.</title>
<description>do something about the deficit</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>it was better before.</title>
<description>when i was alone.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>Bush Authorized Plamegate Leak</title>
<description>why don't you know?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>if we pull out</title>
<description>no one is in control</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>ding dong delay is dead</title>
<description>well, not quite.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>woke up late</title>
<description>it's like this never even happened</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>stuff.</title>
<description>stuuuuuuuff.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=04&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>rip Uncle Dale. "He lived to be 92 and always seemed happy."</title>
<description>delicious pear.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>magnetic fields</title>
<description>the cactus where my heart should be</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>neither meat nor fish (nor tofu)</title>
<description>franks</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"i didn't know they were prostitutes."</title>
<description>now he's gone.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=24.gif</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the "beautiful mind" of a monster</title>
<description>change change change</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>who else is tired?</title>
<description>me me me</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>inhibitory neurotransmitter</title>
<description>you are so super duper bravissimo</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"i had nothing to do with that."</title>
<description>did he sign off on it?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>not in my name, not on my land, i want nothing but the end of the war.</title>
<description>it's been a year and a half and i've yet to cut my hair.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i==fucking snake.</title>
<description>go ahead - drive me out.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a lower than average rate of economic growth</title>
<description>every single measure except for one</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>here's to september</title>
<description>not literal pooch screwing, though</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a short coming.</title>
<description>as many voices as you can</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>in his home</title>
<description>enough </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a young dandy</title>
<description>i hate that damn show.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>-iently</title>
<description>for her or for me</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>probably.</title>
<description>hard on.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>only if she's a virgin</title>
<description>i don't want to live here anymore.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>when do i get to leave?</title>
<description>when?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>if this man's suffering is greater than mine, does this mean that he is greater than I am?</title>
<description>on the wrong side of town</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>The frontiers are my prison. Oh, the wind, the wind is blowing, Through the graves the wind is blowing, Freedom soon will come; Then we'll come from the shadows.</title>
<description>darwin. oh darwin.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>rip your face right off your head.</title>
<description>i know her</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=03&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>heft</title>
<description>things are ... mired</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"some people call you the elite. i call you my base."</title>
<description>war is the last option, not the first choice</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>my face is tired of being all clenchy</title>
<description>a letter</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>sitnikov on ice</title>
<description>or another inappropriate expression</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"hey, just like sex with a succubus! satisfying, but unsettling. "</title>
<description>a working whore</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>way to go, magellan.</title>
<description>.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>un real ity</title>
<description>probably my fault</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>marginalized figure</title>
<description>in five years</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>my my my</title>
<description>the naked truth</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>what is wrong with the world?</title>
<description>punishment for the crime of genocide</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>silly rabbit, dicks are for squids.</title>
<description>http://www.questionsleep.com</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>he'll wrap you in his arms and tell you you're a good boy</title>
<description>the end game, that is.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>you melt my heart, mr. martin.</title>
<description>as you walk, the flowers bloom</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>maybe this will work maybe this will work</title>
<description>all my love</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>not letting that which is define that what can be</title>
<description>without a love or faithful friend - all those things they have to rent.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>my second favorite kind of puppies</title>
<description>wonder</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>be present</title>
<description>pretend no one's ever going to see it</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue (Francois De La Rochefoucauld)</title>
<description>loaded down</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>test</title>
<description>test</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=01.test</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>guilty</title>
<description>of</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=02&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>" Maybe you're just trying to bring some light back to those happy-go-lucky lipstick wearing rabbits."</title>
<description>Is it just that you want to offend people? </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>this css is killing me</title>
<description>too many tears</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the origin story</title>
<description>the journey</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>truth? what truth? whatchoo talkin' 'bout, mikey?</title>
<description>you may cancel at any time.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."</title>
<description>still fuck alito</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fuck alito</title>
<description>goddamnit, filibuster</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>.</title>
<description>where's my head</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>before they thought they were going to get caught.</title>
<description>pictures of </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"we are gonna sue your ass AND your balls"</title>
<description>like giant cranes</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>(we live in yurts!)</title>
<description>As a "friend"</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"apparently, I need to take a little journey through feelings of frustration and impotence before I'm finally weak
enough to lose against the urge to tell you how I feel.  And now I am."</title>
<description>based on fact.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the correct sadist</title>
<description>hoping for disorder</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>some kind of temporary sanity in this</title>
<description>forever dirt</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>they in, they out.</title>
<description>can't even get a good night's sleep</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i'm going to go pass out now.</title>
<description>.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2006&amp;month=01&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i want what i want</title>
<description>and i just want to tell the world to go away</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>happy holidays, kids</title>
<description>warmth for you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the five highest.</title>
<description>all of the same</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>more later</title>
<description>once the napping's done...</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>very bad movies</title>
<description>a double double.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>file</title>
<description>smile</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>my chocolate tells me to dance to my heartbeat.</title>
<description>caprines - because they love you back</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>riding up to the internet</title>
<description>no oath for oil ceo's</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>more or less</title>
<description>let's say five</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>chocolate : chocolate and a rimming.</title>
<description>i need a dental dam</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks</title>
<description>ding a ling</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=07</link>
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<item>
<title>happy day.</title>
<description>today, a redbull</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=06</link>
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<item>
<title>who wants cake?</title>
<description>you do, you do.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>naked under the sheets</title>
<description>who's in my mouth?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fascinated by the dead</title>
<description>here we are</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>there is no vector without direction. </title>
<description>release me - you can keep the furniture.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=12&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>slipping around in a pool of blood.</title>
<description>like most people.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a walking disaster.</title>
<description>oh my child</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i will.</title>
<description>no man's land</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>touch my dick, i'll talk to you all day.</title>
<description>there is scratching</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>ah to be a live</title>
<description>no one can doubt that</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>&amp;lt;a href="http://www.gogolbordello.com/predictions/"&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;</title>
<description>poof</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>only when it doesn't matter at all.</title>
<description>perfect for weekend athletes</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>everything is the wrong color.</title>
<description>now why?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>like most people</title>
<description>argh.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"there is this desk in my hotel room just perfect for me to fuck you on...</title>
<description>afraid of my lab</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>just imagine if we had a problem with china</title>
<description>escape from el aye.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>other shoe: dropped.</title>
<description>rocky mountain life</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>stranger things blamed on me.</title>
<description>going</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the latter</title>
<description>changing justifications for the war</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a new generation of incendiary weapons, codenamed MK77</title>
<description>they think they're above it.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fully intact</title>
<description>caught</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>redbull tastes like aquanet hairspray today.</title>
<description>hahaha</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>where am i?</title>
<description>blah</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>s ick</title>
<description>there is no image</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=11&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>paranoia</title>
<description>sea cucumber</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the beginning, the end: the meaninglessness.</title>
<description>of it all</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>.</title>
<description>.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fingernail clippings</title>
<description>behind behind behind</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>whatchoo gonna do about it?</title>
<description>do you deny?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>jazz ... &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;MASTER&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;...!</title>
<description>you are the only light there is for yourself, my friend</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>jet black goodness</title>
<description>waving your penis around in the air</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>floppy .... discs</title>
<description>exhaustion</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>virtual kisses</title>
<description>balance</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>free from impunity</title>
<description>al one</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i don't know where my head is</title>
<description>perhaps you do.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the last to get away.</title>
<description>in need of a shower</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>suck my dick, there's a future in it.</title>
<description>all full</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i have an unreasonable fondness for poppy seeds</title>
<description>fuck friday</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>in the old times</title>
<description>not a crime</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>with my penis</title>
<description>for me. now.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=10</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"unfettered as it is by moral and social conventions"</title>
<description>displaced</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>to the thick snot of a poet</title>
<description>acquired off the black market</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i will dance for you, bob, like my life depends on it because it does.</title>
<description>for me now.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i'm going to close my eyes and breathe deeply and try to stop thinking.</title>
<description>hate to say i told you so.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>dizzy from hyperventilation</title>
<description>snap snap snap</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=03</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>craig shoemaker</title>
<description>there was a time when the pieces fit.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=10&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>450</title>
<description>making today the end of days</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>de spot ism</title>
<description>unlimited censorship</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>just for being seen with it.</title>
<description>alignment</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>may you receive only plus signs today</title>
<description>get down on your knees</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a new piece of sky</title>
<description>a bird's sigh</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>contraceptive for kangaroos</title>
<description>be with you in a minute</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>insect dimentia</title>
<description>this is</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and i don't want this to be an interview where you just say, "i told you so."</title>
<description>no pleasure</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title></title>
<description></description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=20.</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>fucking unbelievable</title>
<description>xray</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the white guy who signs shaq's cheque</title>
<description>condemn.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>obla da</title>
<description>obla dee</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>peace</title>
<description>peace</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>eat now - there's plenty of time to die later</title>
<description>japanese outlaw masters</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>ignorance is their religion</title>
<description>boosted pessimism</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>ode to my sweet meat grinder...</title>
<description>a hundred miles</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the gift that keeps on giving</title>
<description>i left the right</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i am  so tired</title>
<description>collaborate</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>a man sees truth when he dies.</title>
<description>nation al</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>an outpouring of outrage and compassion</title>
<description>refugees.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i'm already dead i'm already dead i'm already dead i'm already dead i'm already </title>
<description>where are you</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=09&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"Increase your log size today!"</title>
<description>*sigh*</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=31</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"what is the source of the awesome?"</title>
<description>if i knew that, i would boil you alive and wear you soup as perfume.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>" of the rare sort that I get rarely, almost never."</title>
<description>all the love in the world.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>as below and above and beyond i imagine - drawn beyond the lines of reason</title>
<description>if you want to get your soul together.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>heading home.</title>
<description>pointing me with a lie.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>6</title>
<description>a small soul</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and how many bodies?</title>
<description>too many vices, not enough hands</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"Then I looked at the table."</title>
<description>as i slip into consciousness</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>should an eleven year old girl enjoy being pricked that much, really?</title>
<description>you have mine.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"I've been filling a jar with spittle"</title>
<description>o_0</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i want the friction.</title>
<description>bring 'em on? bring 'em home.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"I got mugged this morning."</title>
<description>some thing big is gonna happen over my dead body</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>one cock at a time?</title>
<description>in decent</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"pure, livid, angstful, hell."</title>
<description>i can take care of myself</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i was addicted to dick</title>
<description>i'l walk you thru it</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>abrasion</title>
<description>abhorance</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>night watch</title>
<description>stained</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=09</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i am beginning to hate these</title>
<description>fuck.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>are you that way?</title>
<description>a dog named wally.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=02</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>&amp;lt;a href="http://www.idust.net/Tutorial/DBish001.htm"&amp;gt;http://www.idust.net/Tutori</title>
<description>20 years</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=08&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>am i still alive?</title>
<description>don't get lost in the pores.                         </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>the aristocrats</title>
<description>a spatial child</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"my struggle"</title>
<description>boycott</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford t</title>
<description>ist</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=26</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>where a friend of mine is assistant professor and</title>
<description>eaten by dogs</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=25</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>turns out, she was only an hour away.</title>
<description>an hour too close, but further than she was from the towers.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>" Not even the remotest chance of coppin a nut, I am afraid."</title>
<description>a fittingly desperate and gross comment</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>why do i get up when it's still dark out?</title>
<description>rove rove rove. relentless</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=21</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>28 meters under</title>
<description>like</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"Please don't type with a Boston accent.  Its very disturbing."</title>
<description>all collateral damage</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=18</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>do you really think i'm capable of "kill(ing) small mammals with (my) bare hands</title>
<description>biodiesel</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title> it turns out that shadow puppets can be more disturbing and beautiful than I wo</title>
<description>can't stop us now</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>He is a debauched gay man on the Lower East Side who is supposed to be rather br</title>
<description>We should discuss this.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=12</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>pistol grip pump</title>
<description>on my lap at all times</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>beautiful song. fuck. </title>
<description>at the 4o'clock meeting</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=11</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>there is something exquisite about water washing over a long, flat beach back into the ocean. i want to film and loop it. the clouds were all stonehengey and magical this morning - they broke just over the ocean where i was running. </title>
<description>i believe you can see the future.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>on living under the weight of a fascist pseudotheocracy and my desire to lick n.</title>
<description>"that wouldn't be my first request."</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>you can clearly see how i'm steering the children wrong</title>
<description>blinking lights and other revelations</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>"i.will.not.be.the.same.psycho.i.was.in.the.past."</title>
<description>can't get enough</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=07&amp;day=01</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>like the priests that fuck you as they whisper holy things</title>
<description>like an anvil ringing.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=30</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>find something better...better...better.</title>
<description>this is my</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=29</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>further to the right than Mussolini and crazier than an outhouse rat</title>
<description>happy to crawl.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=28</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>all come to look for</title>
<description>by the new sound</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=27</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>we put the "nation" in "domination"</title>
<description>this. is. wrong.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=24</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and i fucking scream it.</title>
<description>start wearing purple</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=23</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>now raise your arms. this doesn't do anything, it's purely decorative.&amp;rdquo</title>
<description>crap.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=22</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>ouais</title>
<description>ouais</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=21</link>
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<item>
<title>"where we're going," he says, "we're going to get more Reality than i can handle</title>
<description>try a little reality, man</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>enthusiastically violating people's human rights.</title>
<description>is it a virus, a drug, or a religion?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=20</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>you're just smart enough to be incredibly stupid, human race.</title>
<description>eyes spies lies</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=19</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>do you believe</title>
<description>what you see?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=17</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>la vida es una puta</title>
<description>vete a infierno </description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=16</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>save marty stauffer</title>
<description>does little to encourage conservation</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=15</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>and yet, when can we just *live*?</title>
<description>are we allowed to *be*?</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=14</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>tension in the hips</title>
<description>fuzz</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=13</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>i feel it coming</title>
<description>pieces bleeding through</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=08</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>who can and who can't get well</title>
<description>a monopoly</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=07</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>but who am i to say anything?</title>
<description>these shipments were illegal</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=06</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>it's on like a baptist's v-chip</title>
<description>a big tattoo</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=05</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>it's like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.</title>
<description>i'll give you a felt deep throat</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=04</link>
</item>


<item>
<title>worth remembering</title>
<description>must come spring.</description>
<link>http://happyfork.net/?year=2005&amp;month=06&amp;day=01</link>
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